Hezbollah are sorry
Hezbollah leader Sheikh Hassan Nasrallah has apologised for capturing two Israeli soldiers, because he didn't think the action would lead to such a response from Israel.
In other news, Japan has apologised for bombing Pearl Harbour. A spokesman for the Japanese emperor said he would never have ordered the bombing of Pearl Harbour, if they knew it would lead to such a response from the US army.
-posted by Roy


