Country bumkins
I'm guessing not many of you got the Observer today with it's guide to popular music. My favourite bit concerns "The 10 greatest country song titles of all time".
Loretta Lynn's "You're the reason our kids are ugly" and "She broke my heart, so I broke her jaw" by Rick Stanley deserve honourable mentions. However, the best title has to be the immortal "I don't know whether to kill myself or go bowling" by Thom Sharpe. Complete with the priceless couplet:
"These are my options/ It's that or watch TV".
Sadly I don't have much country music in my collection, so can't better these titles. Anyone got any better ideas?
Cory
Loretta Lynn's "You're the reason our kids are ugly" and "She broke my heart, so I broke her jaw" by Rick Stanley deserve honourable mentions. However, the best title has to be the immortal "I don't know whether to kill myself or go bowling" by Thom Sharpe. Complete with the priceless couplet:
"These are my options/ It's that or watch TV".
Sadly I don't have much country music in my collection, so can't better these titles. Anyone got any better ideas?
Cory
