10 Things we have learned since I blogged last:
And I'm talking about February 29th rather than a few minutes ago:
1) Hilary Clinton is even more of a ruthless, pathological liar than was previously thought. Still, my position still stands that Clinton would be a better President than McCain, and Obama would be a better President than both of them.
2) Nick Clegg is a sex god. Having talked to friends in the Lib Dems about the shenanigans that happen at their party conferences, this does not surprise me in the slightest.
3) Diana was not murdered in a conspiracy perpetrated by the entire British establishment. I don't want to dwell too much on this story; it's boring and unless you've been on Mars there's not much I can add for you anyway. The best thing to come out of all this might be the ruining of Paul Burrell's reputation, who has made too much money from knowing Diana for too long.
4) Moons can have wings too, apparently. Just ask Rhea.
5) Vietnam have banned hamsters. They cause disease, apparently. Even more disturbing is the fact that hamsters have been "a hit with the young population of Hanoi and Ho Chi Minh City, spawning a whole sub-culture of hamster forums and hamster clubs". Hamster clubs?! Spooky.
6) Britain's immigration system is disgusting and disgraceful. And not because they let too many people in, but because the powers that be seem intent on sending people back to their deaths.
7) Robert Mugabe might be Zimbabwean President. Or he might not be. It would help if we had the results, but fingers crossed - he may be gone by the end of the year.
8) The England cricket team are slightly inconsistent. But did at least win a Test series overseas for the first time in yonks, which is pleasing.
9) Oldham Athletic are similarly inconsistent. Manager John Sheridan said after losing 3-0 to Swindon (Swindon! of all teams. Words fail me): "I have to bring in players who are consistent — the magic word — and who will play week in, week out. If we are to go anywhere we cannot have players who only perform once a fortnight." The solution, obviously, is to bring in 22 players, and rotate the teams every fortnight. You get a perfect performance every time.
10) And finally....don't let fat rats into electric power stations. Chaos ensues.
Cory
1) Hilary Clinton is even more of a ruthless, pathological liar than was previously thought. Still, my position still stands that Clinton would be a better President than McCain, and Obama would be a better President than both of them.
2) Nick Clegg is a sex god. Having talked to friends in the Lib Dems about the shenanigans that happen at their party conferences, this does not surprise me in the slightest.
3) Diana was not murdered in a conspiracy perpetrated by the entire British establishment. I don't want to dwell too much on this story; it's boring and unless you've been on Mars there's not much I can add for you anyway. The best thing to come out of all this might be the ruining of Paul Burrell's reputation, who has made too much money from knowing Diana for too long.
4) Moons can have wings too, apparently. Just ask Rhea.
5) Vietnam have banned hamsters. They cause disease, apparently. Even more disturbing is the fact that hamsters have been "a hit with the young population of Hanoi and Ho Chi Minh City, spawning a whole sub-culture of hamster forums and hamster clubs". Hamster clubs?! Spooky.
6) Britain's immigration system is disgusting and disgraceful. And not because they let too many people in, but because the powers that be seem intent on sending people back to their deaths.
7) Robert Mugabe might be Zimbabwean President. Or he might not be. It would help if we had the results, but fingers crossed - he may be gone by the end of the year.
8) The England cricket team are slightly inconsistent. But did at least win a Test series overseas for the first time in yonks, which is pleasing.
9) Oldham Athletic are similarly inconsistent. Manager John Sheridan said after losing 3-0 to Swindon (Swindon! of all teams. Words fail me): "I have to bring in players who are consistent — the magic word — and who will play week in, week out. If we are to go anywhere we cannot have players who only perform once a fortnight." The solution, obviously, is to bring in 22 players, and rotate the teams every fortnight. You get a perfect performance every time.
10) And finally....don't let fat rats into electric power stations. Chaos ensues.
Cory
