Another year, another series of Monarchy by David Starkey. It started while I was at college, two years ago, and shows no sign of abating. The idea is to teach the story of the English monarchy in a couple of dozen easy lessons. As a good, conscientious history student, I always tuned in to the first episode of every series. Then never watched another episode in said series. I was hoping this year would end the tradition.
However, it won't. The main reason for this is Starkey (pictured right) himself. You always get the impression that the programme is about him, rather than telling an interesting story. I also hate his style of presenting. HE puts SPECIAL emphasis on EVERY other WORD, sounding SO stressed AND strained THAT you THINK he's ABOUT to EXPLODE. There can be only two reasons for this: he's trying to make it interesting (in which case he fails miserably) or he cannot read an autocue for toffee. I tend towards the latter.
It is rather pathetic the lengths Starkey will go to make the show interesting. No scene can last for longer than two minutes, constantly flicking back and forth, while he stands in various coloured suits by various shiny object, or paintings, or even on a beach. The simple fact is, history DOES NOT need this sort of treatment. The whole story is interesting enough without pointless gimmicks.
The worst aspect is, I didn't actually learn anything. What was it today's programme was on? Ah yes, Charles II. And then James II and all that. I know naff all about Charles II; my only knowledge is gleaned from that BBC2 costume drama a couple of years ago. But I can only say that watching Starkey improved my knowledge not one jot. The main reason why is because of his damned-awful presenting style. I would hate to receive a lecture from him; his style is too forceful, too intense, impossible to ignore and impossible to digest. Terrible.
VERDICT: If you want to learn anything about history, DON'T watch Monarchy. Watch Simon Schama (not to everyone's taste I know, but better than Starkey), or read 1066 and all that. Or the Slimy Stuarts. Or just about anything else...
RATING: Golden Strawberry - *
Cory